For those about to drink, I salute you
My thoughts exactly...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service
posted by Unknown at 2:15 PM
9 Comments:
Hear hear... just about to open a nice bottle of chilled sancere!
Have a nice day...
Now that is the best news I have heard all day! I knew there was a reason I prefered rum over water.. hmm...
Cheers to that news!
Oh, Simon, on your way to feeling better, I take it?
Sandi,as I said- this is a public service announcement. Glad to get the word out. Heehee...
Hi, Mom, I knew you'd feel good knowing it.
I knew there was a reason I hated drinking water. You have confirmed my suspicions and for THAT I salute you!
woo hoo!! guess I won't have to worry about e coli anymore... cept I already know I'm full of shit :)
But we must drink water in between our shots of tequila and Absolut, right? Just make sure it's pure and not from the stockyard's water spigot.
Yo, yolinna. I was afraid someone might say that very thing about me....
I only drink water when the ice melts in my whiskey.
I knew it! I knew it!
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