All the worst
ARRRrggghhh. Suffering in depressed mental state. Winter looming. Christmas looming. Low light levels causing increase of nappiness and appetite. Plants coming in from outdoors taking over. Excess body fat. New size pants. Overload of work and worry. Liver increasingly infused and overloaded. No brain activity(worse than usual), therefore no witty posts(yeah, right).
Done for a while.
Done for a while.
posted by Unknown at 8:26 AM
8 Comments:
As for me, I have to get out of my head on liquor at least once a week. If I didn’t, I’d still go out of my head...but I might not come back.
Don't worry about the liver...it can take a lot of abuse...however, be careful when you receive divorce papers from your liver and it wants full custody of the kidneys.
Is it a bad sign if you finish a drink before the server that brought it can get away from the table?
We should drink together sometime!
There has to be a tonic for this sort of thing...and I'm pretty sure it doesn't come from the liquor isle.
ummm sun lamp... smelly candle... blaring ipod with sad music you can sing to and cry about all at the same time... have a pedicure... roast garlic/herbs in olive oil and eat it with veggies... low cal but fabulous... spanks... no not SPANK... the slimmers for under clothes... expensive but worth it (ummm so I am told hehehehehhehe) Dinner by candle light with someone you desire... buy some sexy new little top or pair of panties..idk... it took all I could to get ya those! lmao!!
I am going to sink my head into the books and think about my woes after Tues!
Feel better!
Everytime I read one of your posts and have a comment, Kate's already made it. I, too, was about to mention an Ott lite (brand of sun lamp).
Also, if you need more room in your pants, try a higher priced brand, the higher the price, the bigger the fit. For example if you wear a 10 and don't want to buy 12's, get a more expensive brand of 10's and they'll fit. New pants, old size.
I find myself medicating every weekend in earnest when I am with Wildman and then occasionally on my kid weekends.
You are hilarious, otis
I agree alcohol isn't the answer but I'm not independentaly wealthy enough to quit my job, find a cabin in the woods for part of the year and go somewhere sunny for the balance of the year. That would be the answer for me. I guess I am part hermit. I do love my alone time.
Kate, good luck on your class(late, I know) and thanks for the very useful info and comments, however I believe the naughty vwersion of Spanks is rather more my style. I know, TMI.
Anne, I am one of the few people that need to be told things more than once so have at it. And thanks for that info on pants sizing.
Independently...
There is nothing, NOTHING, worse than a stagnant liver. Eat something pungent, that's the only cure.
Happy Halloween to you my friend!
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